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Smearerist!! 9?.1..?.something.. drat!!!!
Summer Vacation!!!
"holiday"(as the brits call it) at British Control HQ's ...
Austin powers and his scientist mentor are forced off onto vacation by union rules
Austin intends to recline at the super secret British enclave / Canada's equimault Victoria island; area.
The scientist is off for the western usa to visit the cities out there.
The spies, turncoats, and animal control agents union, rule #685000 and 3 (as read by the union guy from) a.u.b.s. bbc
Spies must recline away from the busyness of spying and international intrigue for several months after their mum calls the union hall and complains they haven't called to chat in sometime;
Oh right ,mum! powers mocks?
great excuse to go cavorting about with wild women!
Oh behave ?.the scientist mocks powers
Im off to bc baby!?you know the greennnnnnnnnn coast
Powers mocks toking a joint?
Oh really powers? be serious those wild bc hippies are as bad as the hells angels the scientist advises
Both are in the spy shower and locker area of control, packing their personal effects. And where might you be headed on your holiday? ?.Powers asks Me ? stateside you know Ive got an old chum over there…in san Francisco?Ill probably just kick around town, eat out and what not.. Well heres to ya chap, bon voyage?.powers calls out mocking a toast?Powers clad in jogging shorts and tennis shoes carrys out his hand bag He hops in an old pantera and speeds off The scientist dutifully punches his and powers official secret time cards You are recorded as on vacation mr powers You are recorded as on vacation control scientist number 1 Please attend to all safety and security rules while exiting the control area …the attendant calls out The scientist waves to the attendant repeating the announcement Sent me a post she calls out in her real voice?The scientist heads out to the waiting control jet?From the air he sees Austin in his pantera?speeding along the winding road With a wave he settles in for the long flight to the USA
looking out from a brightly lit office a figure is seen standing over a desk A voice leaves a speaker phone on the desk. Sabrina place an ad for more agents for me will you? (voice of Charlie) Sabrina replies? right o Charlie mocking a british accent, Charlie?. and Sabrina be sure to mail Austin a return post card in BC canada he’s away on vacation …you know ?holiday Sabrina ?you got it Charlie and oh yes, Charlie, send the queen my best will you? Charlie I certainly will Sabrina thank you ! Sabrina: bye bye phone hangs up Since Austin and his scientist mentor are off for summer holiday due to union rules. sabrina places an ad for "skilled type person of whom are NOT SPIES and THIS IS NOT A SPY AD, call the agent of the crown majesty highness at 1 secret place ASAP!!"..ask for sabrina?. Some kind of new cooperation with the LIMEYS sabrina shrugs and the ad is shuffeled into the outgoing box.
Dr evil is at evil headquarters tucking Mini me into his bed.. mini me is in his on little portioned dr evil suite dr evil speaks, are you trying to over throw the world like we talked about today?; minime(bright eyed), yes yes master evil I’ve even made these crude maps with intended take over sights.......; dr evil: How nice!! your so hard working!! minime,; Please read the bad man story to me again..Master evil.. dr evil: there was a really really bad man and he wanted to hurt little little kids... oh master master !!! tell me more! minime shouts obviously overexcited now now my little look alike image of darkness, your getting your little evil mind all worked up.... why don’t you try reading your self to sleep.....? oh master evil I guess your right. Minime, donning his headbandreadinglight ill read my lucky gunner magazine for a little while then ill sleep... ok ok just don’t forget to remove your readinglight thing before sleepytime.....muggy look powers reclines to his own lager suite little Minime reads his magazine...hey ,he thinks aloud, read this... "not a spy advert.....0ne secret place ...his royal highness"" suddenly minime is awestruck hummm...sounds great... I could be a REAL spy? Just think,ill show everybody!".. Sadly .with dr evil and the evil hench…persons?fast asleep, minime sneaks out of the evil lair headed for brighter shores.
in esqumalt Canada at the secrect away cabin, powers is standing holding his date around her waist the 26 year old super model a ,large breasted good looker, is all puckers up to kiss austin he leans over and attempts to turn up his old radio/while also puckering up to his gal while leaning powers first knocks over a glass of brandy and then an old oil lamp, SUDDENLY a loud bizzare Farting sound vibrates from the radio! then Both powers and date grow into pruneish old bags!, powers flops about dying slow and hard? Help! Penelope! help Ive fallen and cant get up! She calls out: Austin!?stumbleing,…you’ve fizzeled out again!…on no!,turn the lights back on poo poo..! she giggles, Unaware shes blind she stumbles over powers body?…quick hurry do something! …powers yells,?his gal now a blind ole lady with huge saggy tits she stumblesthen calls out again, Austin! Austin! ?the fire rages at powers body,?yah!!!!! he yells,kicks and helplessly screams aging rapidly?his date ambles off muttering, not again Austin! powers flops "dead" as the cabin burns around him? as his lower body burn, he finally stops flopping?first,his glasses start to float, then his bib, now clearly powers is raising as a spector! standing there in glasses, bib, and jockey strap w/hearts and kisses?outlined by a liquid like gel is super spy Austin powers THE SPECTOR nearly floating agent powers first seeks out his girl, who is now flagging a taxi in front of the cabin unaware of the cabin fire or her now old appearance .. penelope! penelope! Shes cant hear is whisper of a voice?Heavens to murgatroit?he blows?a puff of dust around Powers then stumbles about as a wisp of air At last he is able to grasp a pencil.. feeblely ,he scratches a note. somethings happened call x4z 00211 at the crown place…written .very faintly on a note pad?then, again he seeks out penolope ?honey bunches of ohs?! Sweet thang!?,in a whisp of breath and dust? Snookums? its of No use hes barely visible and just barely can be heard! The fire rages behind him?as he steps out the door, he is blowen into the wind and the dark Canadian night. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Austin is that you? She finally hears his call, its to late hes being lofted about westward by a stern gust of wind. Im calling a taxi?Taxi taxi!!!! she flags a patrol car not seeing to good?The police flash the lights? his now nearly blind date is questioned by the police: she thinks their a taxi service..nearly hopping in the back seat, woe there maam whats yer name and age? The officer goads her?penolope age 26? She reports her normal age right?the officer replies as he notes her age at 62 on his note pad?how about the fire maam? Fire ? hes as cold as ice?she complains then yells..Austin!! The officers chuckle?she didn’t even notice the house…and believes shes talking to someone in the house They both look at the woman.. Taxi?a real cab passes and then is flagged .shes off into the night, …keep in touch she yells.. Little late for 911?.the officer admits Yea, just letter burn herself out…no pun intended? They smirk, mocking the now old looking woman, the former 26 year old supermodel? Poor old bag?. Slowly the cabin burns down, with it, the note? The dark night settles over the scene
At evil headquarters all awaken minus minime. there’s a note. Dr evil reads it aloud. I’ve run away to be somebody? Minime ps save my allowance in a time saving account so that I can collect substantial interest.. oh great? dr evil bellows…just as we put the old team back together minime goes solo?! Not good news #2 replies All shake their head and mutter?Im over it dr evil yells? Right on dad …its me and you all the way?.right right..??? looking for approval Yea yes go team evil ?.dr evil mock cheers? Ok everybody its us against HIM?.the son states?. Right puto?dr evil critical of his son Im mean its not like we have an evil plan? Go go go what already??? Minimes gone so lets ? ?.have a party? !yea yea that’s the ticket?
and continuing A long yell is heard ah?…ah?…its powers thud! His bib and jockey short clad ghost enlivens the sign causing it to break free The sign appears to be a huge levithan Powers is the sign as glasses bib and jockey strap are on the sign and it/powers is walking across the field near a Canadian air force base? ; powers enters Michelin man sign; scares peter Gabriel; the falls in flour vat; weeps then blows into the wind; meets his friend in sfca acts THROUGH others to convince the scientist becomes a jackass becomes jfkis reborn as twins get grown up as twins in 3months
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is with the flares(movie "inter section")
the (talent 2)(cage as special hot shot "euro spy")
slips in the scene quickly
it obvious that hes aple to slip in during that previous event
which is peresent tense (since the opening will show his cages (talent 2)as he slips into america and confronts talent 1 in scene one
(the flare then the explosion
his second (talent 2) approaches and screems "you damn idiot wheres 'he' at ?
get the fuck down were about to get fn nuked(talent1 waving the flares..).god damned fed sissy (talent 2) slips in REALLY FAST ON slow mo then later by "super fund data"(spy movement device)in possession of then slips out of sight
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